For many of us, the festive season is a time of gathering together with friends and family. Lots of people under one roof means there’s never a shortage of board game players, there’s always someone who agrees that it’s gin ‘o’ clock and, with babysitters aplenty, you can take precious time out from watching the kids. So far, so much fun!
But it also means that your chances of getting alone time with your S.O. are bordering on zero. And that doesn’t bode well for your sex life. Good news: there’s a toy for that. We found a discreet vibrator that will make sure you get all your Oh-Oh-Ohs whether you can steal away with your partner or not.
It fits in your hand.
The Lelo LILY 2 Handheld Massager is around 7cm long, 3.5cm across at its widest and weighs just 44g (according to my kitchen scale). I have small hands, but I could easily conceal it in one of them on my way to the bathroom - yes, it’s fully waterproof so you can play in the shower or submerge it in the tub.
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It’s quiet.
Of course, there are lots of small sex toys around, but a discreet vibrator needs to be quiet, which is where the LILY 2 really excels. There are eight settings that you can easily scroll through using the two operating buttons - left: slower; right: faster - conveniently located by your thumb.
Settings range from a gentle pulse to wild vibration. And it’s only on the strongest setting that the buzzing becomes properly audible (although, even then, it’s not particularly loud). There’s plenty of enjoyment to be had in between. Unexpected interruption? Hold the left button down and it switches off instantly.
It feels amazing.
This little device may be small but, oh boy, it delivers! In fact, while the motor is quiet, you might struggle to control the sounds coming from yourself! The soft silicone feels delightfully touchable in your hand so you can imagine how good it feels against more sensitive areas. It’s also lightly scented (there are three scents to choose from) so you won’t have a telltale rubbery smell lingering on your hands.
If you have some time, start on a slower setting to get yourself in the mood, then gradually build intensity. If you’re going for a solo quickie in the shower, simply turn those vibes way up against your clitoris and vulva for instant satisfaction. The genius pointed tip means you can aim for precise pleasure spots and, because it’s small, it’s easy to manoeuvre at any angle.
Treat yourself!
The Lelo LILY 2 Handheld Massager is available at PassionFruit.co.za for R2 300. In the box you’ll get the vibrator, charger cable, a satin storage pouch, your warranty card (valid for 10 years!) and instruction manual. There’s also a bonus sachet of lube. If you want a small, discreet vibrator that’s easy to hide away and is all yours to play with when you’re in the mood for a self-indulgent solo sesh, this unassuming little toy will you give you hours of pleasure (up to four, actually, on a full two-hour charge).
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